why be a king when you can be a God? why be a king when you can be a God?
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iamwizz:

When you can laugh during sex and not have it be awkward that’s when you know it’s real

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gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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"You will fall in love with someone who’s cold and always seemingly pushing you away. When all is said and done, they will be forever known as the one person you couldn’t get to love you. Unfortunately, it will hurt and sting worse than the good ones, the ones that chopped up your meat for you and picked out an eyelash from your eye and were nice to your mother, because love often feels like a game we need to win."
- Ryan O’Connell, The People You Will Fall in Love With in Your 20s (via larmoyante)

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lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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